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Sigh Demotivational Poster


HINDSIGHT - And we wondered why George was always single


TAGS: gay george michael hindsight
Rating: 2.11/5

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ladyomegasupreme - June 16, 2010, 3:00 am
Dilly, looks like you're right!!! bBut then again, he's probably always been into "watersports"
DillyRat - July 24, 2009, 4:03 am
seriously...did he pee his shorts?!?


RELEVANCE -


TAGS: sigh
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Haarakkon - July 29, 2012, 8:15 am
I prolly f'd it up, but I tried a second time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2012, 7:58 am
Weird. No message. Oh well....
Haarakkon - July 29, 2012, 3:31 am
No, Apostrophe works. Are the forums working? Ironic, I just sent a message to you asking you about all that! Wow!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2012, 1:37 am
Hey!...TTH is having a baby,And I'm getting married......And then something about 4 horsemen....and some kinda apostrophe?....or something....apocalypse...maybe?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2012, 1:33 am
It's been a fucked up couple of years...Floods, Fires....What's next?...Locusts?....Stigmata could really liven up my summer......
Haarakkon - July 29, 2012, 12:34 am
Haha, nah, a working fire.
Haarakkon - July 29, 2012, 12:33 am
Grass fire up Wilson Butte way. I can imagine it's pretty bad up your way, too. That's the worst part of all of this, is going down right at the start of the busy-ness.
SteveFurlong - July 28, 2012, 1:05 pm
Was it a real fire or were you trampled by a plus-size woman rushing to a fire sale? That happened to me once. You'd think 300 pounds of blubber would be squishier, but it really hurt when she fell on me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 28, 2012, 12:59 pm
Are you guys having as bad a fire season as we are? Or was it a house? My town is overrun with evacuees right now.
Haarakkon - July 28, 2012, 12:36 pm
Well, at a fire. Not at the "real" job.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 28, 2012, 10:06 am
That sucks. If it happened at work I NEED to hear that story
Haarakkon - July 28, 2012, 8:34 am
Good to see ya and see yer still kicking.
Haarakkon - July 28, 2012, 8:33 am
Sittin' on my duff waiting to get back at this business of Life. Broke my leg.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 28, 2012, 8:07 am
I volunteered to mod the after dark site when the site split....... You know me, I go where it's dirtiest. M.A.D and religifake keep me pretty busy. What have you been up to?
BoneCD - July 28, 2012, 7:57 am
Doing great for an old man (couldn't stop myself)
BoneCD - July 28, 2012, 7:56 am
Doing great for an old man
Haarakkon - July 28, 2012, 7:40 am
Bone? How you doin?
Haarakkon - July 28, 2012, 7:40 am
Bone? How you doin?
BoneCD - July 28, 2012, 7:39 am
Howdy Haar, good to see you again. 5L
Haarakkon - July 28, 2012, 12:41 am
I'm no legend, though I'll take the fifth on the kitten thing, ya encephalopathic bovine. You're not a moderator?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 27, 2012, 9:28 pm
Especially Religifake...It's the best *end shameless self promotion.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 27, 2012, 9:27 pm
I don't think you realize how much of a legend you are to the newer members....your work has been held up as an example to aspire to. To even it off I told them that you eat kittens. Check out the new sites man...lot's of good themes to enjoy.
Haarakkon - July 27, 2012, 8:42 pm
Thanks, guys. I've missed everyone. Lotsa changes here, too!
Airman - July 27, 2012, 12:10 pm
A Haar creation never disappoints
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2012, 6:51 pm
The prodigal son returns. To you I bequeath all of my lions. .... We missed you bud.
crankyhead - July 26, 2012, 6:08 pm
Nice to 5ee you Haar. =)
GaryO - July 26, 2012, 8:17 am
Hark! Another long time pro re-enters the ranks. Welcome back, Haarakkon. Great stuff. Cheers.
ElleWhyInIn - July 26, 2012, 5:54 am
Hear, hear! 5L because I absolutely agree ;)
Greeny - July 25, 2012, 10:52 pm
Perfect! 5L
spacedog - July 25, 2012, 10:31 pm
Demotivated? 5L


HINDSIGHT - Is when you realize that hiding your ecstasy in a vitamin bottle while at your grandparents house was a bad idea.




SMILE - Waste no tears on others because sooner or later they will all die And you will feel much better then


TAGS: out of sight and heart
Rating: 3.67/5

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THEY ARE AMONG US -


TAGS: job security hiding in plain sight
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - September 18, 2011, 5:14 am
Once fired, the hole you leave in the company is like the hole you leave in a bucket of water after pulling your hand out
Verdeckt - September 17, 2011, 11:49 pm
You know what they say, cemeteries are full of indispensable men
CloudchaserS - September 17, 2011, 11:39 pm
You also don't want to be irreplaceable because if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted


LOOK FISH! -




YOUTUBE MAP FAIL - The "insight" maps are very insightful... ...where did Hudson Bay go?


TAGS: canada youtube map geography fail insight
Rating: 2.39/5

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The Goat - September 27, 2009, 7:50 am
Must be taken during the last ice age!
me - July 1, 2009, 12:05 am
global warming will add water to the oceans by melting ice caps, not reduce water
DarthBubba - May 10, 2009, 7:35 am
Global warming? i mean why not?


AT THE DOC'S -


TAGS: house hammy eye sight test commi3
Rating: 4.92/5

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forseti - December 20, 2011, 1:33 pm
Thumbs up if you bent forward... old but brilliant! 5L
motinet - December 20, 2011, 9:37 am

LMAO! 5L


TARGET AQUIRED - Loaded -- Cocked -- Targeted -- Read to Chomp!




FUNNY DAMMIT -


TAGS: sigh burp sigh
Rating: 3.48/5

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LogicDude - June 16, 2009, 4:16 pm
Do you think it's the hat? Lot of people hate this hat.
garth - June 16, 2009, 12:30 pm
postacular!!!
Jmac0585 - June 16, 2009, 10:14 am
I thought you mean read the poster backwards, which is just as valid: Timma D. Ynuff *For those that don't get it, or Timmy is here: "Timmy D., enough."
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 11:55 pm
Well, if you're reading the comments backwards, I am spouting off before you come across this one. I did think it might seem harsh, but I couldn't pass it up... figured I could explain it after.
Sean - June 15, 2009, 11:54 pm
I'm beginning to think I don't do obvious all that well ... the Fonzie joke, for example.
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 11:50 pm
Tense? Wait a minute.... you aren't trying to trick me into another massage, are you? noooooo sir.... not twice.
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 11:50 pm
I hadn't started hyperventilating until after this poster. This was the first new one I saw. Everything was fine so far.
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 11:48 pm
I like Candy, gave this a 5, but couldn't pass up the obvious reference. It had no taget... except funny. No?
Sean - June 15, 2009, 11:48 pm
Of course that means that for the next week or so it's going to get pretty tense here on Motifake.
Sean - June 15, 2009, 11:47 pm
Hey aggy of the Church of Holy Hyperventilation, I'm killing myself laguhing here because I don't know who the hell yer talkin' too at the moment. If it's actually me, let me just thank you for having my wife's period for her. I could use a break.
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 11:06 pm
And by the way, you know, when you're making these little motifakes? Here's a good idea - have a POINT. It makes it SO much more interesting for the reader!


TRIBUTE TO MEN -


TAGS: sensitive insightful and empathetic
Rating: 4.59/5

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BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 10:19 pm
5 Poodles forseti...but what it really means is that she whats a sneak attack latter on that night...just sayin'
Hawamleh - June 22, 2010, 9:36 pm
Us Arabs Have a Thing for spoting Midgets.
rerun - June 22, 2010, 9:20 pm

I never noticed it
forseti - June 22, 2010, 9:19 pm
lol... that was the last thing i noticed... ;)
corneredbadger - June 22, 2010, 9:16 pm
first thing i noticed was the little tiny... person thing at he end of the bed.
Hawamleh - June 22, 2010, 9:14 pm
Five Lions Because there is a Mutant Midget in the pic.


RULES - This One Going To Be Rejected Too?


TAGS: rejected motifake facepalm sigh rules
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by zackinsanity

rerun - August 10, 2010, 9:34 pm

Zack - check your PM's please


DISENCHANTED -


TAGS: monkey love at first sight pick up line
Rating: 4.92/5

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ICEMAN - August 16, 2010, 1:49 am
That line always works for Aggy. Why not a minky?


IN HINDSIGHT -




WISDOM -


TAGS: sigh
Rating: 4.57/5

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agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 2:16 pm
This is greatness.
GreyScorpion - May 4, 2010, 9:50 pm
5 moobs for you!
Faceplant31 - May 4, 2010, 6:52 pm
Very nice Sean! 5L


REGRETS -


TAGS: this is autobiographical mostly sigh
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 11:39 am
It's the worst flavor in the world, Cpn... hope you don't heal too quickly.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2010, 11:36 am
OH MY GOD!!! IT'S A KANGARROO!!!!!!!!!!! Don't tell your friend the dingo, but there are babies here...........(lifetime has enough stories)
CpnKangaroo - July 25, 2010, 11:33 am
thank you guys, its not all that bad, and pie it wasnt like that. just that im a dumbass really. no need to call people names that arent true, i appreciate the sentiment
pieman - July 25, 2010, 4:46 am
Her last name was f-ing whore you tore my heart out. I know its a little to long but it earned you 5L. Good work Cpn. Salute!
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 2:07 am
Better than my autobiographical one of this nature. 5L for that pain!
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 2:06 am
Magnificent, Cpn!


GREYBEARDS CREED -


TAGS: greybeards nice butts fishnets green lantern 2 mod site or sight
Rating: 4.71/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 21, 2010, 1:56 pm
Y'all need secret decoder rings to go with that creed.
agdaniele - July 21, 2010, 12:20 am
LOL! I'll keep looking... just in case.
ICEMAN - July 21, 2010, 12:19 am
I don't know Rerun, the one on the left doesn't look kosher to me.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 6:44 pm
5 black lights.... er, african-american lights.
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 6:40 pm
Nice!
rerun - July 20, 2010, 6:37 pm

since I don't care for tramp stamps, I call the one on my left.


STACKED DECK -




IMPRESSION - If you want to be remembered after you are gone...leave one.


TAGS: dinosaur tracks mark impression insight
Rating: 4.32/5

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Laevian - May 23, 2012, 5:38 am
really good one to start a working day with. Cheers !
steve1961 - May 22, 2012, 12:40 pm
Thanks so much:)
GaryO - May 22, 2012, 9:14 am
Damn steve, this is excellent


BABY -


TAGS: heavy sigh jennifer loni
Rating: 4.23/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 3, 2010, 9:23 pm
Lol. 5 WKRP's


HINDSIGHT. - It's a Bitch.


TAGS: dog fannypack jogging dead hindsight hahaha there is a pun in my text
Rating: 3.58/5

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Treehodger - March 7, 2010, 8:03 pm
Oops, a few spelling errors. But that is okay. Dyslexia is also a bitch.


BACK IN THE DAY -


TAGS: good times sigh
Rating: 3.36/5

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Sean - August 11, 2009, 10:06 pm
Thanks. Night.
BoneCD - August 11, 2009, 10:04 pm
good one!
Sean - August 11, 2009, 10:00 pm
And home in time to watch Gilligan's Island.
Sean - August 11, 2009, 9:57 pm
Poor poor aggy ... brunette, unibrow, braces = chump change. Blonde, bowl cut, cut-offs = 400 bucks.
spacedog - August 11, 2009, 9:20 pm
Well done Sean. One of the best demotivational posters.
Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 8:44 pm
Sean's was Canadian, though. And a quarter a pop kinda undercut the going rates, even then.
agdaniele - August 11, 2009, 8:40 pm
I only ever made $20.


PEACE MEMORIAL -


TAGS: sigh
Rating: 3.2/5

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Sean - September 12, 2009, 1:17 am
Does it contain less that 4-and-a-half GOP talking points? If so, then it can't be.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 1:14 am
Not sure... is it a Palin quote?
Sean - September 12, 2009, 1:11 am
Hope it's not too preachy. I hate that.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 1:06 am
Strong.


PUBLIC TRANSIT -


TAGS: sigh
Rating: 3/5

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MISREADING THE SIGNS -


TAGS: so you two wanna be alone then damn sigh
Rating: 2.94/5

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Sean - October 13, 2009, 5:39 pm
Reply to what, rerun?
rerun - October 13, 2009, 5:34 pm

I think I have waited long enough for Sean to reply.
Sean - April 12, 2009, 6:27 pm
to be continued .... By that I mean that when I find the right pic, I'll point out the exceptional perils that accompany being wrong about something being an orgy. And once again, I truly apologise to all the members of my wife's Christian book club.
BoneCD - April 12, 2009, 3:28 pm
Eggs, Diner then CANDY!!!!
BoneCD - April 12, 2009, 3:26 pm
Well you know everything happens in 3's
Cubbybear - April 12, 2009, 3:14 pm
Does this mean i'm not getting candy this Easter?
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:48 pm
Maybe.... I mean, I've heard.... well, I still can't go to back to Texas, come to think of it. Still, they were sharing a drink in a jacuzi... who'd fault me for that?
BoneCD - April 12, 2009, 1:47 pm
Well Sean...it's the old ASSUME lesson (but that's an other Poster for you to do)...When you ASSUME you make an ASS out of U and ME. So always step up and ask.
Sean - April 12, 2009, 1:45 pm
And do you know what it costs these days to get not one, but two restraining orders lifted?
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:43 pm
The hardest lessons are learned through experience.... few ever heed advice that was obtained at a cost.
Sean - April 12, 2009, 1:42 pm
It figures! I try to offer a little helpful advice to you people, based on recent experience, and it's simply ignored. Fine ... learn the hard way.


PARABLE OF DISTRUST -


TAGS: mint jelly heartbreak sigh
Rating: 2.94/5

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Haarakkon - August 27, 2009, 11:19 pm
Haha. Don't be, this is the first ever on my "favorites".
Arrogant Knight - August 27, 2009, 9:15 pm
Also, my new desktop backgroud. At home AND at school. Sorry Haar..!
Arrogant Knight - August 27, 2009, 9:14 pm
Underrated.


PEEPING TOMS -




deep thoughts -


TAGS: outsight
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 1, 2013, 8:56 am
Thank you Dr
Drwski - August 1, 2013, 8:41 am
This absolutely just made and completed my day. 5 misshaped idiots
GaryO - August 1, 2013, 8:39 am
Now THAT’S funny!....buuuut a tad late
falloutghoul - August 1, 2013, 8:20 am
You people gotta stop drinking stuff when reading these posters.
Reality Lord - August 1, 2013, 7:49 am

lol
MissPriss - August 1, 2013, 2:08 am
Well I just 5L'd my last can of coke all over myself. Mr. Gary you have to stop doing that to me!
GaryO - July 31, 2013, 10:51 pm
Here to help (ty LG)
lgvernon - July 31, 2013, 10:47 pm

I never knew, until a few seconds ago, how badly cold water hurts when it's ejected from one's nose. So much for that, 'drink your water' pact I made with myself. Another 5LLLLLs from me, Gary!~


TROUBLES -




VISION -


TAGS: blind truth eyes sight hammy
Rating: 4.71/5

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Tarapin - April 12, 2011, 1:44 am
Just watched this movie for the first time a couple of weeks ago. Rutger Hauer is [email protected] Blind Fury ftw.


HINDSIGHT -


TAGS: hindsight futbol sacrifice
Rating: 4.64/5

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Reality Lord - August 5, 2010, 8:05 pm

5beating hearts!
ICEMAN - August 5, 2010, 7:49 pm
Oh yeah, 5 toots of the horn.
ICEMAN - August 5, 2010, 7:48 pm
Thats what he gets for using his vuvuzela on the chief's daughter.


IN MY OPINION -




Aint No Dogs Here -




NINJA TURTLE MOVIE -




MAY~DECEMBER -


TAGS: sigh
Rating: 3.94/5

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agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:31 pm
Beautiful.


SPLIT SECOND - On certain nights the Moon seems to be within your grasp


TAGS: split second moon bad sight
Rating: 3.86/5

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panic8 - November 5, 2010, 3:12 pm
It seems that the daily chat with cam girls from Russia made me sloppy... "You clothes off quick!"
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 1:57 pm
You can always PM a reg or a mod to get your stuff proof read before you submit and get rejected panic.
panic8 - November 5, 2010, 1:37 pm
I'll try my best, but I need an update in English first... itsa baaad so me got rejected for spelling/gramma too often!
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 12:48 pm
Well played. More of this, less of everything else.


HINDSIGHT IS ALWAYS 20/20 - After Rob Halford came out it gave new meaning to Judas Priest's 1981 offering 'Point of Entry'.


TAGS: hindsight is always 20 20 rob halford judas priest
Rating: 3.55/5

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rudeboy308 - May 23, 2011, 7:41 pm
I don't care which team he's playing for, because Rob Halford will always be the metal god!
TokinFire - June 2, 2010, 12:57 pm
People also came to realize that the title to the Ricky Martin single "She Bangs" was a typo on the pronoun.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 12:41 am
I knew about George Michael 13 seconds into the Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go video.
Cloudchaser - May 31, 2010, 12:40 am
Now people look back on both Rob Halford and George Michael during that time and ask "How did we miss that? How did we not know?"


WHAT IF? -


TAGS: june challenge what if sight sound taste touch smell
Rating: 3.55/5

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Bemxuu - July 25, 2011, 5:21 am
My pick would be my sense of humour. It's the only one that would help me to bare with absense of others.
PhxDebbie - June 8, 2010, 9:03 am
I'm gonna have to put my 5L's on sight.
Anonymous2 - June 5, 2010, 2:14 am
I'd be leaning towards hearing, but tasting would be a close second. Seeing, smelling, and feeling are out. It all comes down to hearing where you could possibly still communicate, or tasting, for bacon's sake.


HINDSIGHT -




LOVE'S PRESERVES -




RECENT SIGHTINGS - Have forced us to raise the Cubby alert status !!


TAGS: cubby cubbybear alert status recent sightings amber sign
Rating: 2.67/5

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Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 5:22 pm
Errr... That's Pedobear, sorry.


SLOW DOWN NO SPEED UP - Speed Trap


TAGS: speed sighns slow trap car road street 12 1 2 drive trafic
Rating: 2.38/5

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familyghost - May 18, 2009, 8:19 pm
... Can you even measure that on a speedometer?


FORESIGHT - A damn sight better than HINDSIGHT




BIZARRO WORLD -




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I JUST SAW ELVIS ! -




Hindsight -


TAGS: calendar august 8th birth hindsight
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - August 10, 2017, 10:30 am
Thanks, guys :)
EmilioDumphque - August 10, 2017, 2:02 am
Beautifully done!
concern3 - August 9, 2017, 7:21 am
Nice job, UP yours


undivided attention -




HINDSIGHT IS 20/20 -


TAGS: hindsight foresight skateboard fail faceplant
Rating: 4.88/5

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JesusWept - September 15, 2015, 11:10 am
Now he has the chance to see what scots have under the kilt. L L L L L


recollections -


TAGS: sigh
Rating: 4.78/5

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mizzdizz - May 11, 2015, 1:45 am
ROTFL! Thaaaat's si-i-i-i-ck!!!!! 5 LOL lions!
Greybeard - May 10, 2015, 11:09 pm
Hahaha. 5LMAO. Awesome :)
Greeny - May 10, 2015, 6:34 pm
yum - sprinkles


ODE TO A LOST AFFAIR -


TAGS: sigh
Rating: 4.67/5

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BEAR PROTECTION - If you remove the front sight it will hurt less when the bear shoves it up your backside


TAGS: gun bear sight
Rating: 4.67/5

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maoworks2 - September 30, 2012, 3:49 pm
Now That's A Gun !


Hindsight -


TAGS: hindsight cat dog
Rating: 4.6/5

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JesusWept - June 2, 2015, 5:39 am
Thanks :))
concern3 - June 1, 2015, 3:46 am
Come on guys this is funny. a 5er


If I could go back to the day we met? -




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